Funniness - Senthil Rajasekharan's Comedy

I am not the adventurous type but skydiving is something that I am willing to try right before I am about to die. #yolo

Certain people have a nose for certain things. Eskimos have a nose for the kiss thing.

I just got the email that apparently my opinion counts. Thanks survey computer program at the Allstate insurance company you validate me.

This ancient Chinese wise man must have been a Career Counselor by day!

I love impressionist painting so much, anytime I see a painting that is not impressionist I say, “Hey Lets Monetize this!”

I always thought Pepperoni had a strong odor, must be all the horse piss in it. #SecretMeatSauce

“Fixed up dinner” is American for I put a cold slice of Kraft Singles in between two slices of bread.

So much hair in my asshole, I started using Head & Shoulders. Now there’s a Troy Polamalou sticking out of my asshole.

So a web developer walks into a bar, sets a cookie on the table and looks at the bartender.

The bartender says, “Unrecognized Cookie Format! What do you need?”

Sick psycho pathologic sociopaths sit in front of computers and think about human masses so much they make great social media strategists.